2008 Woodie Awards
Seven days of final
Sunny Thomson
Issue date: 12/5/07 Section: Opinion
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On the first day of finals,
Campus Safety gave to me
A parking ticket outside the
library.
On the second day of finals,
My professors gave to me
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the third day of finals,
My roommate gave to me
Three cough drops,
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the fourth day of finals,
My true love gave to me
Four DTRs,
Three cough drops,
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the fifth day of finals,
My friends gave to me
Five silver Red Bulls,
Four DTRs,
Three cough drops,
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the sixth day of finals,
My true love gave to me
Six squirrels a-corning,
Five silver Red Bulls,
Four DTRs,
Three cough drops,
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the seventh day of finals,
I quit Samford Uni-ver-sity!
Campus Safety gave to me
A parking ticket outside the
library.
On the second day of finals,
My professors gave to me
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the third day of finals,
My roommate gave to me
Three cough drops,
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the fourth day of finals,
My true love gave to me
Four DTRs,
Three cough drops,
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the fifth day of finals,
My friends gave to me
Five silver Red Bulls,
Four DTRs,
Three cough drops,
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the sixth day of finals,
My true love gave to me
Six squirrels a-corning,
Five silver Red Bulls,
Four DTRs,
Three cough drops,
Two research papers
And a parking ticket outside the
library.
On the seventh day of finals,
I quit Samford Uni-ver-sity!