Noel Gallagher would rather eat his own s*** than see Man Utd win quadruple

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IT'S stool to play for at Old Trafford next season after Manchester City fan Noel Gallager claimed he "would rather eat my own s***" than see United win the Quadruple.

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer would certainly have to spend more than a penny to transform United into title candidates – but Gallagher still went potty as he contemplated his ultimate nightmare.

Noel Gallagher would rather eat his own s*** than see Man Utd win quadruple3 Rocker Noel Gallagher has put Man Utd claiming the Quadruple right at the top of his list of nightmaresCredit: Getty Images – Getty
Noel Gallagher would rather eat his own s*** than see Man Utd win quadruple3 Rockstar Noel Gallagher has made it more than clear how much he would hate Man Utd upstaging his beloved CityCredit: Alamy Live News

In fact, the only thing the former Oasis frontman seems equally scared of is his brother Liam achieving his own special occasion at Wembley.

City won the domestic Treble last season but that is still behind United clinching the big three of the Premier League, Champions League and FA Cup in 1999.

And Gallagher did not mess around when Absolute Radio asked him which he would prefer – United winning the Quadruple or brother Liam playing just his own tunes at Wembley.

Noel replied: “I think I would rather eat my own s*** than watch either"

"I would rather put s*** on a pizza and be force fed it than listen to that bozo f***ing murder his own songs."

The singer-songwriter, 52, saw City pip Liverpool by a point to lift the Prem crown on the final day of the last campaign.

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In contrast, after a superb start as caretaker chief, Solskjaer watched United go plop once he was named permanent manager.

The ex-United striker is now tipped to wash his hands of several United players in a major summer revamp.

But City, and especially super-fan Noel, are desperate for United to remain Manchester's number twos.

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Noel Gallagher would rather eat his own s*** than see Man Utd win quadruple3 Noel Gallagher will hope he only has to eat his words if Ole Gunnar Solskjaer inspires Man Utd to Quadruple gloryCredit: Getty Images – Getty

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